The evidence of involuntary teleportation are the thousands of reports of people ending up in hard-to-access places, not remembering how they got there.
Consider this headline from a local NBC news station as one of many examples:
The subtitle says “It wasn’t immediately known how the woman got stuck in the first place”. Years later it’s still not known. These kind of reports rarely resolve. From the article:
“Firefighters needed about 2 1/2 hours Tuesday to free a nude woman who somehow got stuck between two buildings in Santa Ana.
Firefighters were dispatched at 2:05 p.m. to 1020 N. Harbor Blvd. where the woman somehow got “in between two walls of two commercial businesses,” according to Capt. Thanh Nguyen of the Orange County Fire Authority.
“The biggest challenge was cutting close enough to actually get her out without pulling her through this tight little space but then also not let any part of that wall come down on her and injure her,” said Nguyen. “She was just right inside here. She was scrunched in there sideways.”
Firefighters drilled a hole in one of the walls to thread a small camera through to get a better view before attempting to cut out parts of the wall to free her, Nguyen said. Then, “after cutting a big square hole” out of the wall, they were able to get her out just before 4:30 p.m., he added.
The woman was taken to an area hospital but her condition was not immediately clear, Nguyen said. She was alert and conscious, Nguyen said.
Workers in the area heard cries for help for 20 to 30 minutes before figuring out where she was, Nguyen said. An auto repair shop is located there so it is noisy and it was apparently difficult to pinpoint where the calls for help were coming from, Nguyen said.
In between the noises and sounds of their Santa Ana autobody shop, William Mudawar and his brother heard something strange”.
“My brother heard someone crying or screaming from the back,” he said. “We thought the neighbor was crying because he lost his dog. It was just a surprise to see her laying on the ground naked.”
Amnesia and nudity are common features in these stories. For reasons unknown to me, clothes don’t teleport with the person.
An AI query as to any follow-up, gives me this:
“She was afraid to move,” Kelly said. “The only safe way to get her down was attaching a rope rescue system to her.”
The woman was freed from the space at about 11:50 a.m. She may have been suffering from a mental health issue, but firefighters are unsure how she became stuck, Kelly said. She did not require any medical treatment and she was released from the scene”.
“She may have been suffering mental health issues” does not explain how she got there. We learn that “firefighters are unsure how she became stuck”. And that’s the end of the story. No follow-up, no explanation.
Another news item that’s completely void of an explanation:
I read entire articles in anticipation of an explanation that never comes. It’s strange. You’d think that someone might ask or follow-up.
This one was stuck in a chimney with no way of leaving the tight space of his own powers:
I quote from the news report:
“SFD told WJCL 22 News they do not know how the man got stuck in the chimney. They said they also cannot nail down a time frame of how long he was in there as they received so many varying reports on time. They said the timeframe ranged from two hours to two days”.
How is it possible to receive “many varying reports” on the how and why? You’d think the victim would know how he got there.
How does someone end up in a 36-inch drainpipe?
Quoting from the news report:
“It is unclear how long the man had been trapped in the drainpipe and how the emergency came to the attention of rescuers”.
Why is it unclear? Does anyone bother asking questions?
How about this one from the New York Post:
“He’s naked and should be afraid.
A young man was taken to safety by a military helicopter after falling 330 feet into a ravine while totally nude.
The unnamed nudist was rescued in a daring operation that took place last Wednesday at the Mestre Álvaro nature reserve in Espírito Santo, Brazil.
A passing hiker heard the man’s cries coming from a narrow crack between two large rocks before they quickly alerted authorities”.
Putting this in the “lifestyle” section and claiming the guy was a “nudist” is just poor journalism. He was extracted from a tight ravine via helicopter basked. He told authorities he had no idea how he got there.
Notice the subtitle: “It was not immediately clear how man got behind wall”. A search revealed that it wasn’t clear later on either.
“Firefighters in upstate New York on Friday rescued a naked man who was stuck for several days inside the bathroom wall of a theater, fire officials said.
The Syracuse Fire Department responded just after 7:30 a.m. to the Landmark Theatre after employees heard someone banging of the wall and yelling for help, the department said in a Facebook post”
The adult male, who was not immediately identified, was believed to have entered the theatre two or three days ago, fire officials said.
It was not immediately clear how he was able to get behind the wall, according to the department.
Firefighters with Rescue Company 1 drilled a hole in the wall and used a fiber-optic camera to find the man’s exact location in the wall, the department said.
After determining the best way to extract the man, officials said firefighters carefully cut through several layers of drywall and structural clay tile to reach him.
The 39-year-old man was not wearing any clothes when firefighters freed him, Syracuse Fire Deputy Chief John Kane told Syracuse.com.
The man was taken to Upstate University Hospital for treatment. Kane said the man appeared uninjured and would likely be treated for dehydration”.
We are now extracting people out of walls without being able to tell how they got there or even what their name is, so don’t tell me teleportation is “impossible”.
Three factors unite most of these cases:
- People stuck in places one normally wouldn’t fit into or voluntarily enter
- Amnesia
- Nudity
In light of this, Teleportation IS the most rational explanation. My theory is that the mind blanks out when teleported. Maybe it’s too much for it to handle.
